A lonely profession

Engineers are people too. We even have sex. Some of us anyway. But not nearly as much as we would like. You see, engineering isn’t very glamorous and we don’t typically have groupies. This lack of pussy has resulted in the kind of mind splitting sex desire that penetrates into the depths of ones subconscious. I’ve noticed the naming conventions in my own line of work are very sexual due to the namers preoccupation. Here is a list to show you what I’m talking about.

Part name ------------ Sexual significance

Body----------------Self explanatory, we have sex using our bodies
Orifice-------------Place you stick a penis
Screw---------------Another way to say sex
Diaphragm-----------Type of contraception
Stem----------------Another way to say female legs
Stopcock------------Rooster restraint
Vagina--------------I made this one up, there’s not really a part named
vagina…………yet

My latest invention

I am up to my testes in connectors and cables for all the different electronics I have. There’s so many varieties of connector one is likely to go cross-eyed sorting through it all. So I decided to take matters into my own hands and build an all purpose adaptor. Plug in any type of input and get output on of any kind connector you could imagine. I can’t think of a name. E-connector? Jack-all? Connectulator? I’ve got it!

Ladies and gentlemen I present to you the E-jackulator.