Don't stand so close to me

I was in line at walmart last nite. As usual I was deep in thought, oblivious to my surroundings. Then I felt something on my neck. I came out of my haze and looked behind me. It was the breath of a Mexican lady standing behind me. Standing way too damn close. I know that in mexico they have different rules about social distance, but if I can feel your breath on my neck you can be sure its time to back the fuck up. It wasn’t as if the place was crowded either, it was about 2a.m.
If this had been a guy I would surely have knocked his crooked fucking teeth out of his mouth. I cut women some slack of course, wouldn’t be right to punch her. If she was pretty I would have undoubtedly gotten instant wood. Unfortunately she was fat and gross.