Buzz Aldrin is a God

We have all heard about these crazy assholes that think the moonlanding was faked. These fucking clowns are very entertaining because they use science to prove their points, but they have about as much understanding of science as the average 10 year old that has aspirations of becoming a superhero when he grows up. One of these fat smelly losers went to a mall where Buzz Aldrin was making an appearance.
This disembodied whale penis in a suit and tie approached Aldrin and in reference to the "faked moonlanding" called him a coward and a liar. Them's fightin' words if you ask me. Buzz agrees. This 72 year old man was not about to take shit off some stupid punk trying to get famous by spitting shit about the moonlanding. The guy had more to say, but after the words coward and liar came out of his mouth, Buzz shoved a fist in it. He knocked the cock out of that jerk. And now everyone in world knows that he was decked by a 72 year old man. You should see this, just press play.

Now I thought Mr. Aldrin was a badass before this, when his only claim to fame was being an astronaut and moon walker. But now that I have seen this video, I see the man as a more of a deity than just a left-handed badass. If you would like to join my religion please email me. Maybe I can get a tax break if I declare my residence as a place of worship and get Aldrinanity legally established.
Just think about it, would you rather worship Buzz Aldrin, the man who walked on the moon and doesn't take shit off anyone, or Jesus, the man who walked on water and took so much shit off everyone that it killed him. Well I say that walking on the moon is way cooler than walking on water and getting your ass kicked and encouraging others to do the same by saying they should "turn the other cheek" is lame. Become a member of the Aldrinian church today! and send money.